http://www.deathbymyopia.com/ Death By Myopia en Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:10:00 GMT Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:10:00 GMT info@deathbymyopia.com info@deathbymyopia.com http://www.deathbymyopia.com/i-love-paris/ I was on holiday in Sydney with my cousins about a month ago when we decided to hit Bondi Beach for some surf, sun, sand, and other cliches that start... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/i-love-paris/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/i-love-paris/ Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:10:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/coffee-and-women/ You may be familiar with this scene from a movie. Dashing, debonair hero lounges around in a cafe. Waitress comes over and asks him, "How would you like your coffee... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/coffee-and-women/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/coffee-and-women/ Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:35:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/2/ ROUND 4: Again, bedside meeting for the Scrubs team. "I think I know what's on our patient's face," reports JD. "I thought it was fungal growth at first, but at... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/2/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/2/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:48:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/1/ Have you ever tried imagining a cross-over between your two favorite TV shows? I know it's stupid to ask a television viewer to use whatever's left of his imagination, but... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/1/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/house-vs-scrubs/1/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:41:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/little-people/ Another Melbourne Cup has come and gone. Another race that stopped the nation, another day of glitz and glamour, another "I-don't-give-a-damn" holiday for me. (Hey, give me a break. I... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/little-people/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/little-people/ Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:54:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/horses/ The Spring Carnival is in full swing once again in Melbourne. Of course, I could make a wisecrack on how the fillies and stallions are out in full glory, and... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/horses/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/horses/ Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:18:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/expecting-a-baby-here-have-a-cigarette/ "About one in three Melbourne mums-to-be believe smoking to achieve a smaller baby will make their labour easier. The disturbing trend follows news that pregnant UK teenagers take up smoking... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/expecting-a-baby-here-have-a-cigarette/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/expecting-a-baby-here-have-a-cigarette/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:09:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/a-chivalry-dilemma/ Here's the scenario. I'm sitting in a train, and a group of passengers gets aboard. There are no more empty seats, so they just stand and hold on to the... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/a-chivalry-dilemma/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/a-chivalry-dilemma/ Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:32:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/damn-good-pizza-at-totos/ If you're ever in Melbourne and you suddenly get attacked by a craving for pizza, I would have to recommend Toto's Pizza House on Lygon St. Last night, my sister... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/damn-good-pizza-at-totos/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/damn-good-pizza-at-totos/ Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:19:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/stupid-baby-names/ "BILOXI, Miss. -- Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/stupid-baby-names/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/stupid-baby-names/ Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:32:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/whats-with-all-the-cabbie-attacks/ "A man who allegedly assaulted a taxi driver in Melbourne's north-east and left him fighting for his life has appeared in court. has been charged with recklessly causing serious injury... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/whats-with-all-the-cabbie-attacks/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/whats-with-all-the-cabbie-attacks/ Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:14:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/channel-nine-sucks/ I've had it with Channel Nine. I've put up with their programming shenanigans for long enough. Changing show times, changing show days, putting on reruns, making shows vanish into the... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/channel-nine-sucks/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/channel-nine-sucks/ Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:29:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/red-zeppelin/ Well, I saw my first airship today. I know, I know. It's not really something to write home about, but hey, I'm shallow. Anyway, my first thought when I saw... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/red-zeppelin/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/red-zeppelin/ Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:30:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/art-of-clapping/ The other day, I went to the Royal Melbourne Show. The mood was really festive there because 1) the weather was just beautiful, 2) it was a Sunday so there... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/art-of-clapping/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/art-of-clapping/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:30:00 GMT http://www.deathbymyopia.com/erasers-and-technology/ A few days ago, I was buying some pencils from a stationery shop when I saw what, to my untrained eyes, appeared to be either hi-tech communication devices or alien... http://www.deathbymyopia.com/erasers-and-technology/#comments http://www.deathbymyopia.com/erasers-and-technology/ Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:12:00 GMT